Instead of using force or threats to declare our displeasure with a large group or country, we air drop a large 6-10 foot rubber dildo into their presence. Attached to it would be a missive formally declaring the reasons for our displeasure, and signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the President himself. It would have to be large enough to inspire awe, and a profound sense of impending doom if there is no attempt to stop the action(s) in question. This would in no way a joke or gag, but a visually and emotionally jarring method to underline our displeasure before moving into more serious reprisal, such as trade embargo or military action.



