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create an official report to all children that Santa does not exist.

Created by E.L. on November 05, 2013

An official statement to all children [that's mandatory] saying this cross between coka cola and Sweeny Tod is non-existent. [Coka Cola made santa's appearance and from what I have read St. Nick whom santa is based on killed four children, ground them up, and sold them as beef in a famine.]

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