As we all know, Jen Kirkman is a national treasure. As some of us know, Jen is occasionally on podcasts where she isn't the only one speaking. 99.99% of the time the other people on the podcasts are either boring, annoying, idiotic or balding. Creating a technology where all voices other than Jen's can be automatically stripped from a podcast would enhance America's standing in the world. I bet we could even achieve peace in the Middle East if the government could create Jen-only podcasts. It would be a lot like the technology where you turn saltwater into fresh water, only the osmosis would occur on a sound level.



