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Create a race of genetically spliced flying monkeys used to enforce tooth brushing laws to prevent gingivitis.

Created by J.L. on January 24, 2013

These monkeys will be used to help defend the proud nation we love as well as create more jobs in laboratories for primate genetic splicing. The monkeys will also help prevent large health risk such as gingivitis.

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