We are facing a problem in this country, an enormous problem of epic proportions. Fox News Viewers. With their terrible spelling and completely warped view of government they say things like "keep you gubermint hands of my medicare!" and "repele Obamacare" (because they like Nixoncare so much).
I urge the president to set up a series of internment camps where these poor, uniformed individuals can learn basic reading and writing skills and contribute to society like the rest of us. Like working in car washes and greeting people at Wal-Mart. Instead of just eating gubermint cheese all day long and smelling like cabbage.