Through their years of entertainment and celebrity status, Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris have done nothing but good for our fine nation. Their philanthropy and kind-heartedness are heralded the internet over, and it would seem the Federal Government of the United States has not recognized these actions. As such, we would petition the Federal Government to install Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris as Queen and King of these United States, respectively, as recognition of their awesomeness and badassitude, and their committment to a nicer, more respectful society for the future generations of our country. You go, guys. (and if Robert Downey Jr. could be assigned as God Emperor of All Things Known and Unknown that would be cool too i guess)
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