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That Danny Mette not be allowed to move from New York City, or he will be punished

Created by J.P. on July 02, 2013

Danny Mette cannot leave New York City, as it would have an over all negative affect on everybody. For one, all the women in New York City will die of a heart break if this sexy bitch leaves, MItt Romney will over throw Obama if he leaves, since he is the guardian of the world and the president's nigga. The worst part is that he will leave a huge gaping hole in our hearts, knowing a great friend, unique as he is, will be leaving us. With his amazing humor and Bruce Campbell essence, Danny will be missed greatly. I can say I haven't been a great friend towards Danny, but Danny has never let me down with his humor and has been always there for me. Please Danny, don't go.

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