Dear Mr. Obama,
I love Chelsea Handler very much, I've been a fan of hers since day one... but her rapping on Snapchat lately has become even more annoying than the media coverage of Donald Trump. It wouldn't be so bad if Chelsea had some rap skills, but she has absolutely NONE. She obviously didn't learn how to rap from 50 Cent when she was dating him. I fear that all of this bad rhyming and rapping could not only be damaging to Chelsea's career, but damaging to her loyal fans ears. For the love of god Mr. Obama, please issue an executive order to make Chelsea Handler stop her high pitch atrocious rapping before you leave office, I beg of you!!!
Sincerely,
Michael Patrick Rogers (a concerned Chelsea Handler fan)