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dear president drone. please rescue me from my HORRIBLE CHILDREN

Created by D.C. on February 02, 2015

DEAR OBAMA

please rescue me from my UNGRATEFUL and DISRESPECTFUL children. they are rude gas-filled fart machines and i no longer want them. please take them away. please put them on an island. i don't want them. they are bad

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