Since the dawn of human civilization, this riddle has stumped some of the greatest minds. But now, we have the capacity to finally decide: is a hot dog a sandwich. Some argue, yes, any type of meat placed in between two pieces of bread is a sandwich. Some disagree, arguing that a hot dog is merely a type of encased meat. Others, well, they don't really care and become visibly frustrated that you asked them such an absurd question. Mr. President, you must once and for all settle this; the American people are counting on you.



