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Declare Bo Gilmour Emperor of Planet Earth

Created by Z.H. on November 14, 2012

Signing this petition will declare that Bo Gilmour of Sarasota, Florida will become the Emperor of Planet Earth. When declared Emperor, Bo demands a throne cut from meteorites. Every first born son of every family will be put to death for reasons of superstition. Bo will declare war on any and every extraterrestrial beings outside of planet Earth. Every non useful creature on the planet will be exterminated for purposes of oxygen use reduction. Citizens of Earth who carry unwanted genes such as: Retardation, Obesity, Pigmy, and Ginger will be exterminated to leave only improvement for the gene pool of Earth.

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