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Declare "Bronies" to be a Domestic Psychological Terror Organization

Created by R.L. on November 26, 2012

The organization known as "Bronies" must be stopped. They are autistic, adult, males who are infatuated with the children's television show, "My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic". They have infiltrated our youth and are engaging our sons in psychological warfare, converting them to pimply-faced outcasts and dooming them to eternal virginity, thus ending procreation for the human race. We cannot let this evil organization to continue to thrive within our borders. All "Bronies" must be hunted down and dealt with accordingly under the provisions of the NDAA.

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