Declare Cheeseburgers with Bacon the Official Food of the USA

I believe President Obama should declare Cheeseburgers with Bacon the Official Food of the United States America.
Furthermore, I believe it should be declared that every American eat nothing but Cheeseburgers with Bacon for dinner every Monday in celebration of this glorious food (vegan cheeseburgers with bacon and cheeseburgers with imitation bacon are acceptable, although not preferred, for those with religious or other dietary constraints) and that anyone found to be eating anything other than Cheeseburgers with Bacon for dinner on Mondays be forced to cook and serve Cheeseburgers with Bacon to their neighbors for dinner the following Monday or be deported, preferably to somewhere like Siberia.