DECLARE THE DAY OF JANUARY 7TH A NATIONAL HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF NICOLAS CAGE. HE HAS PUT AN END TO SUFFERING

WE THE PEOPLE, OF THE UNITED STATES, IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION, ESTABLISH JUSTICE AND ENSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY, PROVIDE FOR THE COMMON DE`FENSE, PROMOTE THE GENERAL WELFARE AND ENSURE THE BLESSING OF LIBERTY TO OURSELVES AND OUR POSTERITY PLEASE INNACT THE DATE OF JANUARY 7TH TO BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY CELEBRATING OUR LORD NICOLAS CAGE.