Sunday should be known as "Pieday."
In these difficult economic times we must remember this quote from Janet Clarkson in her book, Pie: A Global History:
"It is surely not likely that such a hard-won resource was simply discarded after the contents were eaten even in the great houses The crust may not have been intended for lords and ladies, but the well-to-do were obliged to feed their servants and were also expected to feed the local poor. Would not this largesse of sauce-soaked crust be distributed to the scullery boys and the hungry clamoring at the gate?
Pieday is the solution to world hunger.
Also, there is pieing.
Pieing is the act of throwing a pie at a person or persons.
We need to return to traditional Amurrica. What's more traditional than apple pie?