It's time to take a moment and reflect upon the amazingness of the legend that is Ross MacNett. Instead of revering racist pedophiles like Christopher Columbus, let's celebrate a modern day hero.
I propose we make it illegal for peasants not to bow to any MacNett they may pass on this day. I also propose that a MacNett may not be addressed unless the speaker does not open and close their statement with a MacNett compliment and a $10 consideration fee.
Parades in all major cities will be mandatory to recount Ross' tale of him almost beating Scottie Pippen that one time in racquetball.