We believe that George Takei is balls-crushingly awesome. His natural state of kick-assedness is so significant, that the nation would suffer should we be depleted of his presence. Therefore, George Takei must never, ever die. We must do all that we can to ensure that this national treasure remain alive and active on both Twitter and Facebook, where, on a daily basis, he gives us hope that WE, TOO can be awesome when we are in our mid-70's.
We further believe that this is an issue of even greater significance than the "fiscal cliff," "immigration reform," or even the universally supported, bi-partisan resolution to banish Honey Boo Boo from our airwaves now and forever. Please, White House, immortalize George Takei. You are our only hope.