Jim Sterling is an American treasure. Pay no attention to the accent or the origin story - he's here now, and under the law known to all Americans from his or her earliest school days, Finders Keepers, that makes him ours.
He has broken from his corporate overlords and become a self-made hero to the masses.
He has defended right-thinking people everywhere against the madness of Gamergate.
He has tipped the sacred cows of the AAA game industry.
He has gone where other games journalists fear to tread.
He has done all of this with a rare wit and charm.
Therefore we, the undersigned, respectfully request that in honor of Jim Sterling’s contributions to society, President Obama declare that from this day forward, January 1st shall be known as Jimquisition Day.
F**k Konami.