As many know, the current president-elect is an incompetent, bigoted, Cheeto. His victory has threatened the safety of marginalized peoples including, but not limited to: Latinos, Muslims, black people, women, and queer people. Additionally, rather than being chosen by the people, Trump was elected by the electoral college: a 200 year old system that was invented to protect rich white people from the commoners.
Meanwhile, president Obama is great has conducted himself much more professionally than Trump.
Therefore, we ask that president Barack Obama pull a Julius Caesar and use his powers as commander-in-chief to seize control of the federal government. Please. We promise to help quell any opposition.
Note: If the president is unwilling, we would also accept the first lady as dictator.