It has come to the awareness of myself and others that The United States is in need of a person (specifically Luther Houle) to receive total control over certain items and people. Such action would lead to much profitable regularity in personal and federal matters. The proposed bill would give Luther Benjamin Houle the power to claim and do what he pleases with any such objects inspiring pleasurable taste, excessive comfort, or increased entertainment, and complete law over women of bountiful sexiness.
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