We the people, Your constituents insist that March 3rd shall be declared as Dan Cortese Day in honor of the world famous Rock n' Jock himself Mr. Dan Cortese.
Mr. Cortese, has painstakingly devoted the last 25 years of his life to improving ours. He opened our eyes to The Whopper. Most importantly he taught us the there are moments in our lives that we must STEP OFF!!!
Our request is a simple one, we merely ask that our hero Dan Cortese is recognized as the national treasure that he is. Personally I feel I speak for the whole of the nation why I say that making this holiday a federal bank holiday is entirely reasonable; however, this is negotiable.