Mr. Obama,
Let us not mince words here--Superbowl Sunday is one of the greatest days in sports, nay, in LIFE. It is a day to celebrate family and friendship, a day to unite in our love of football and our hatred of Peyton Manning. I digress. Barack, since we are now clearly on a first name basis, I beseech you to do what the American people not only want, but what we inherently NEED. Instead of allowing the existence of such a wasteful, hangover-ridden, and generally unproductive day at work or school, why not make the Monday after Superbowl Sunday a federal holiday? Mr. President, B-Money, your country needs you to make the right decision.
Sincerely,
A concerned citizen