declare my penis a national landmark.

My penis is so fucken large, that I think it deserves to be a national landmark. It's beauty and freedom is unparalleled and is an example of the Founding Fathers' concept of the pursuit of happiness. Women are compelled to my penis much like a rat is compelled to a mouse trap. This you could say, superpower, is something that others would enjoy to view. If registered as a national landmark, the government could benefit substantially, by taxing the ticket sales of those who view it. If a statue of a woman deserves to be a national landmark, (Statue of Liberty) then a penis certainly does as well. When my penis is erect, I do not need to wear a belt, hence it deserves recognition by the scientific community. I had to sew a third pant leg in every pair of pants. Yes, I'm black.