Andy Potter is a great American and November 17th is his birthday. He is funny, extremely handsome and knows all the words to every Dr. Dre song.
He's a classically trained dancer and has never lost a game of tic-tac-toe - not even to "CAT." ...which one can only assume is "Communist Anti-american Terrorists."
By signing this petition, you are putting your name to this proud cause. Andy Potter Day should be the next coolest holiday to Christmas. I'm talking about parties and parades! Maybe The Pope can make a speech. This day needs to be so awesome that Wal-Mart is like "yo, let's shut this down 'cause ain't nobody shoppin' round here on Andy Potter Day."
Look, if Christopher Columbus and George Washington have their own day, shouldn't I get - I mean, Andy Potter get his own day?