declare the official flavor of the tofu pudding to be savory

Whereas the war between sweet and savory tofu pudding has created great divide amongst humanity for thousands years, and continued debate will further alienate the world, potentially causing international instability, we demand the U.S. government to use its power to stop this impending war by declaring savory tofu pudding as the official flavor.
Following the initiatives of First Lady Michelle Obama, savory tofu would reduce sugar intake and encourage healthy lifestyles.
Noting that both China's new President and his wife are Northern'ers , implying a strong preference for savory tofu, U.S. support for savory tofu will be a gesture of diplomatic friendliness with China's new leader.
Finally, it is unfair to subject humanity to sweet tofu when they can have savory instead.