Nick Offerman(Ron Swanson) is actually our lord and savior and should be worshipped as one. The current United States government should be disbanded and replaced by Nick Offerman. He should be allowed only to decide who we nuke, and occasionally woman, alcohol, and food may be brought to him so that he may fulfill his worldly desires.
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