This motion would favour a long overdue declaration of War on the infidels currently occupying the Crab Nebula. My own research has led me to believe that the the Crabs may already be among us. If these observations are correct, then it is only a matter of time before they begin mating with our women and producing awful movies such as Jack & Jill. My god what an awful movie.
My own wife, i have concluded, has been seduced by one of these crabs. She is on her way to the Nebula as we speak. Too many times had I watched her come home late at night in the arms of another crab..we can all relate.
I believe that this is a choice between freedom or slavery, and why we must nuke those goddamn Crabs. Don't be a crab, Vote Yes on proposition 1