Decree that March 10th be observed as a national holiday declared as: White Heterosexual American Male Day

This petition is what America was made of! Be proud to be White! The white American heterosexual male is on the verge of becoming extinct! We need a day that allows the white American heterosexual male to express his pride! A day that real men can hold their assault rifles high in the air in remembrance of our caring for father's that fought to allow us this freedom!