The Declaration of Independence states that all those on this Earth have "certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to use outside influences to aid us in the pursuit of happiness, we may turn to many substances, natural or man-made, in order to further this cause.
We petition the United States government to hereby decriminalize the manufacture, use, and possession of all forms of methamphetamine, in the interest of those who require it for reasons of attention deficit disorders, as well as those who require more than 40 hours of work in one week, in the effort to keep their family financially secure in a failing economy.