The USPS (United States Postal Service) loses billions of American tax dollars every year. Lets cut our losses now and sink this inefficient ship, which will allow innovative capitalistic competitors to fill the gap, creating jobs in the process. It is proposed that the savings incurred by shutting down and liquidating the USPS then be spent on buying everyone in America two tacos in order to apologize for wasting their money.
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