JadedSecurity AKA: Sir grumpy Boris of the house Sverdlik has espoused that he may not attend DerbyCon 3, even tho he has a lifetime free pass to said event. We the people demand that Sir Grump be persuaded to attend by all means necessary. We demand that Obama write and executive order forcing Jaded to attend OR elce suffer a 600 day stay in sunny Cuba just off the coast of Gitmo and or have all his interntez content falsely taken down via some BS DMCA claim or make him do PSA's for ISC2 justifying the virtues of windows antivirus software for the remainder of his natural life.



