Friends, Romans, Countrymen -- Lend me your ears:
I recently received a pigeon from lord Baelish with the most disturbing news. It seems that Tim Cook and those most loyal to him seek yet again to defy the 7 gods. Yes, it is most disturbing news indeed that the base model will feature only 16Gb of storage. It is high time for them to atone with a walk of shame, just as Cersei did (Tim Cook can keep his clothes on).
... But it is not enough ! We must ask congress to ban this imp of a product from ever emerging into our fair city!
SHAME!
SHAME!
SHAME!