There are few people in America today that haven't been personally affected by the angelic sound of Eden's Crush. After winning the first season of TV sensation Pop Stars, this hand-selected group of vocal all stars graced the airwaves with what would become a certified gold album. As so many things in this world, this group of divas couldn't cope with the pressures of international celebrity. Also, their record label collapsed.
In these times of uncertainty, it is important to remember what really matters - a group of strangers united by reality television to make use of our most powerful weapon: our voice. We call on the President to order a reunion tour for the Beatles of our time. If you do not support this cause, in the eternal words of Eden's Crush, "Get over yourself. Goodbye."