Demand equal and fair treatment for all hoomans that spell their name Carolin instead of the conventional way.

It is time for the government to step in and force the Coca-Cola Bottling company to treat every carbon based life-form lawfully residing in the United States, the District of Columbia, the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, the U.S. Virgin Islands, and the Northern Mariana Islands, and associated territorial waters and airspace with the given name Carolin equal to those with the given name of Carolyn; thus allowing equal access to custom labeled packages of Coca-Cola products.