My plea, though simple, shall echo across the ages. We Americans demand that out Vice President make a stand on important issues like male grooming. For too long the right hand of the Leader of The Free world has shorn his face to resemble that of an infant. Restore what is right. To quote Tom Selleck, the Great Mustachioed man,
"There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn't really much confusion."
If only we had more of that in Washington.