We the people hereby demand Judge Judy (Judith Susan Sheindlin Blum) become moderator of the final presidential debate. We also demand that Judge Judy is granted access to her gavel during the entire debate and is able to be accompanied by her bailiff (Petri Hawkins-Byrd). It is important to the American populace a mandatory dance-off be incorporated in the final segment of the presidential debate - to be judged by the Dancing With The Stars judges (Carrie Ann Inaba, Bruno Tonioli, Len Goodman, and Judge Judy as a guest judge). Each presidential candidate may choose the song to which their opposing candidate must perform. We the people of the United States of America hereby demand a clear and true victor of our most crucial and final presidential debate of this election cycle.



