Ages ago, the Vikings came to England and enslaved my ancestors and the ancestors of many more people alive today. Since then, Northwestern European Americans have suffered ongoing discrimination and humiliation. We, the long suffering progeny of those brave victims, demand reparations from the Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian governments for the depridations inflicted upon our forefathers and foremothers.
Swing low! Sweet chariot. Comin' fo' to carry me home!