deny the petition of the people of the State of Texas for secession, and sell Texas to Mexico for $50,000 or best offer.

We do not believe that Texas has the right to secede. However, we also are not entirely thrilled with having them around. So we feel the best option is to return them to their previous owners to deal with. I realize that 50,000 dollars is not much to ask for, however, we're talking about Texas. Come on now.