The CEO of SuperDook enterprises proposes the deployment of himself along with a contingency of approximately 50,000 Juggalos to the country of Iraq for the purposes of pacification and the establishment of stability for that nation.
The government of these United States of America will provide unlimited supply of Louisville Sluggers, hatchets, free and secured Wifi, and most importantly - Faygo.
In return, the Juggalo family will establish America's 51st state within an aproximate one year time table with the condition that the name of that state (formerly known as the nation of Iraq) is to be determined by said Juggalos by democratic process. Furthermore, the newly established state will enjoy all freedoms and rights of the former 50.
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