Let's be honest we're all sick of it.
American or not, we're all familiar with the pretentiousness of the Canadian psyche. Around the world you hear them tell stories of of their social utopia–defining themselves by something they're allegedly not. American.
Well, Canada, I've got another thing you are not very good at. Music.
We, the undersigned, urge the White House, to deport Canadian musicians from these United States and to ban future candidates from entering the country.
We no longer wish for our great nation's reputation to be misrepresented by this Northern disease.