This petition seeks to amend immigration policy to allow for the deportation of those who signed "secession" petitions in recent months to Antartica. The people who signed those petitions do not realize the utter futility of said petitions, as secession is contrary to American policy and law, but they will probably not appreciate the Constitutional prohibition on ex post facto laws, either, so it should not be a big deal. In Antartica, they are sure to be free of hassles from the government of The United States of America, and the petition signers have declared that the protection that the United States offers is not necessary for their continued existence either. The petition signers' complete independency should come in handy in Antartica's climate.



