Deport all the sharks! Sharks are a menace to the well-being and happiness of every American, and they must be stopped.

Sharks think they're so awesome because they have their own week on the Discovery Channel BUT THEY ARE WRONG. Sharks are NOT awesome. Sharks are jerks. Sharks are always in the internet when I'm trying to look at cute things and they make my stomach feel tickly in a bad way. They got into the escalators once, and that made me so mad. Sharks have the whole ocean to be in, so they don't need to be in my American internet. Deport the sharks.