Swag fags, also known as swaggots or feces, are an astoundingly severe problem in our society. The tightly woven fabric of our nation is a step away from being violently prodded in the behind irreparably into a cavernous demise. Our women are being corrupted and will soon completely withdraw from using logic in dating. Our clothing companies are on the rise in power to the point of a nationwide monopoly on everything. Louis Vuitton is nearly more powerful than God thanks to the army of swag fags this country houses. Our society is a shadow of hell and these minions of Satan's rectum are it's benefactor. I put it to you America, it is dire. Make a stand for the sanctity of this nation's rectums and place these cackpipe cosmonauts on a separate mass of land a few thousand miles from us.



