A bunch of dumb-shits want to deport Piers Morgan for verbally attacking the 2ND AMENDMENT. Not only is this dumber than dumb, it is also a clear attack on the 1ST AMENDMENT. Therefore we, the undersigned, demand the IMMEDIATE DEPORTATION of all the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, Hummer-driving, Axe-wearing, NCIS-watching, Applebee's-eating, TobyKeith-listening, Wrangler-wearing, milk-drinking dipshits who signed that dumb petition in order to create a more perfect nation. Something about God. Something else about freedom. USA USA USA!!!



