Cait has been causing turmoil in our fair nation. Her stubborn and belligerent Canadian genes are infecting our youth and swallowing the pride of an American upbringing for us all. She has tainted the city of Boston with her stench, bringing 1,000 years of darkness over our souls. Please, have a heart for future generations to allow them to live without this tyrant taking their right to happiness. We must rise up and battle for the future!



