David Stern has made multiple moronic decisions as commissioner of the National Basketball association, including his recent decision to fine the spurs for making a completely legal strategic move. We believe that the only way for the integrity of the National Basketball Association to be saved would be to have David Stern deported and exiled from the country.
Where he is sent doesn't really matter, as long as he is no longer allowed to cause misery for basketball fans across the globe. Just out of curiosity though, are there any open slots at Guantanamo Bay?



