David Strummer's ceaseless denigration of women must be removed from our community. His obtuseness and resultant abusive obloquies toward innocent women has caused far too much unnecessary distress not only for his victims, but to their friends and family. It is such behavior that prompts this petition for the immediate relocation of David Strummer to Siberia. We hope that deporting him to the arctic of Siberia will provide him with the opportunity to reflect upon his own frigidness.



