For Years, An abhorrently Fake Tanned man has lived in America, he has made awful TV shows, board games and wrote various books of little to no substance.
He continues to pollute the American skyline and that of other countries with unworldly tall skyscrapers which like Mr Burns is just a scheme to eventually block out the sun.
He has been bankrupt several times, one of his restaurants was found to have health violations
His Toupee also is alive and unfortunately if water is added it will grow to the size of those skyscrapers and threaten the innocent bystanders, he is also plotting to either turn the entirety of America after that event into either one big hotel or a very large 280 hole golf course.
We need to send him back to where he came from, the rainforest of Borneo,(orangutans)