Piers Morgan is a blathering idiot, but some Americans must like what he says or his show would have been canceled for lack of ratings. Openly expressing one's views, however stupid, knee-jerk or ill-conceived they may be, is a tradition every bit as American as Morgan himself isn't. We demand that the idiots circulating or signing petitions for his deportation be themselves deported for their own efforts to undermine another part of the Bill of Rights they seem to have overlooked.
We further demand that any and all deportation actions be halted against that French guy who disagrees with what you say but would defend to the death your right to say it. He's much more American than these jerks will ever be.



