On behalf of all Canadians, I would like to say we understand the pain all US citizens must feel about having Justin Beiber in your country. He is a complete tool, a disgrace to Canadians everywhere, and we understand completely that you would want to give him the boot. But understand this: we don't want him back. He is like a virus, that our nations immune system has successfully expelled from the body in a pile of mucous. Deport him to the north pole, Antartica, or perhaps into the vacuum of space. Anywhere but back here. Thank you.



